Two strange dreams
Well, I was going to go to this “distinguished lecturer series” lecture today, but instead opted for sleeping some more, because I felt like total crap.
In my second round of sleep, I had two distinct and strange dreams.
The first one involved Chris Cornell and one of the members of Audioslave (I’m not entirely sure why). They were doing random crap, like bungee jumping, and learning to do magic tricks and houdini-esque escapes. And banging attractive women. And for some reason, videotaping all their antics and putting it all on their website — the random activities, and the amateur hardcore porn.
And then they moved in to the apartment next door, and had very loud parties, that were fun to be at.
Yep, that’s it, that’s the dream. I don’t quite know where the hell that came from.
Then there was another one. I went to lecture, and several large men in dark suits were there, and were collecting a “federal learning fee”… making people give them their credit card numbers and signatures, saying “you’ll get the bill later”. And I was resisting their strange activity, and they flagged me as a terrorist, promising that I’d never work anywhere in this country again. And then I demanded to see identification, and they didn’t produce it, and so the class rioted and pummeled them senseless and took their wallets to look for ID, but they didn’t even have driver’s licenses on them.
Yep, quite strange. I don’t know where that came from either. Just one of those things, I guess.
October 21st, 2005 at 4:51 pm
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!
… is my response to your second dream.
*is abducted by the secret police because Boeing is in cahoots with Big Brudda*