Weird Gopher Dream

My roommate and I were out in front of hawkins, but the front lot of hawkins was a lot bigger and had a hill and a bunch of old growth oak trees on it.

We saw a groundhog type thing eating some acorns, and started tossing it peanuts. Then we lured it closer and closer, and eventually the roommate got out some big freaky kevlar-type gloves and grabbed it.

Then it went insane. And tried to kill us. A lot. The “flight” instinct completely gave way, so there was just “fight”.

So here’s this groundhog, which suddenly has like 4 inch carnivore-teeth, jumping at us, growling, and trying to eat us.

Then I got my own pair of kevlar gloves out and grabbed it again, and broke its neck, and we left and went home.

Weird shit …

One Response to “Weird Gopher Dream”

  1. Mom Says:

    So something that appeared or appears harmless, yet has an air of the unknown, turns into something that is dangerous and vicious…but in the end, you conquer it. You were named after King David the psalmist…and also the killer of giants. He was a leader, a warrior, and quite articulate, among his other qualities. You show me every day how much like your namesake you are. Now if you could just take the final step…faith.

    You are loved and admired, Oop.